the glove compartment: Archive

Jan 1st

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the beautiful moment someone super random

from high school, whose name you’ve never known, walks up drunkenly to you and your friends and tries to strike up a conversation miserably. seriously, we never knew who she was. she tried to guess emily’s name, but called her by her sisters. but in her defense, they are twins. then she talked about how great it is not to have a boyfriend, all the while my boyfriend is like 10 feet...

Dec 31st

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amanda and i discovered an amazing amount...

i thought that was just a maternity thing, but evidently it’s a growing fad? i am terrified.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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dude,

totes contemplating leaving without you.

Dec 31st

i haven't even had my first drink yet

and i can already feel my tumtum flexing in reaction to all alcohols forcing their way out of the source from which they were consumed. i hope to god i don’t vom before we get to new years. it’s my goddamn goal.

Dec 31st

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TONIGHT WE PREGAME

TOMORROW WE LOSE ALL HOPES OF MAINTAINING A HEALTHY LIVER FOR THE REMAINDER OF OUR ADULT LIVES

Dec 31st

i dont even

know how to get to where i am going fmlk

Dec 31st

math has never been so critical

trying to see if he have enough vouches to cover a keg for tomorrow. oh my christ.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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braingush:

so i’ve started becoming bored with my relationship. it’s not that i don’t love my boyfriend, i love him very much, it’s just not all that i need right now. there’s not enough attention or emotion attached to it anymore. we’re sort of just two people hanging occasionally right now. and it’s not like us going out and partying will fix anything. if anything,...

Dec 30th

contemplating setting a photobooth up for the...

hrrm

Dec 30th

getting a new years dress w amanda and emily...

WHOOP. super xstokedx about this weekends festivities.

Dec 30th